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Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?
KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE
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inaccurate, they will survive.
counterattacking
they are now playing a friendly game of speed pong :3
E EAURGHH… the timelines… they’re… splitting…
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take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are (remembers im playing at a gay bar on bear night) men
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You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in
*platypus sussuration*
“Oh, you’re right, I did leave that wire unconnected! The whole thing wouldn’t have worked if I’d missed that! Thanks, Perry!” -
just did a background check that made me list every address i’ve lived at as an adult. i have lived a lot of places (like a dozen different addresses) so i had to piece together where i’ve lived over the years from my saved addresses on dominos.com. not my proudest moment tbh
did not anticipate lawyers being the target audience for this post lol
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